What am I doing with a blog?

Awww…heck. I dunno.

Live Nude Men May 13, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — himbly @ 10:24 am

Last night I was trained in my second casting session to run a camera.

For my post on the first one see Girls Girls Girls that I wrote…I dunno…last week or somethin’.

Anyway…this one couldn’t have been more different than a bunch of 3-5 year old little girls running around with their dresses up. It was a bunch of 21-55 year old men running around with their tops off. See? Complete opposite.

I can tell you the girls were way cuter.

Shirtless men of all shapes, sizes and ages were led into the casting room 3 at a time to audition for a pants commercial and were then instructed to dance to the musical stylings of Mr. Leo Sayer’s You Make Me Feel Like Dancing with their hands in the air.

It was all about the belly.

And I was instructed to film them from the nipples downward.

The irony is that this has been #4 in my top ten list of sexual fantasies. It comes right after being bukkake’d by the linguistics department at MIT and a threesome with Charles and Camilla (but Diana’s still alive in my fantasy).

It was quite funny to watch half naked men forced to akwardly dance in front of fully clothed men with two women on camera. It reminded me of another fantasy in which I’m in some sort of cross between a night club and a nazi camp.

In the end…I have no idea who they picked.

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For the record May 12, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — himbly @ 1:02 pm

Micheal Jackson never molested me, either.

In fact, he never even invited me to Neverland.

 

WoW May 4, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — himbly @ 12:54 pm

Dear Sir,

As a level 30 Tauren curently residing in The Barrens, I was wondering how many experience points this would get me, considering this would ~have~ to be a 40 lvl quest at least.

Also, I would like to know if there is the chance for a reward of some sort of magic item?

Strength in honour,
Hoots

 

shoe

Filed under: Uncategorized — himbly @ 7:42 am

shoe
Originally uploaded by himbly.

I had a rock in my shoe all day yesterday.

I was too lazy to take it out, so I called it ‘penance’.

I feel cleansed.