Truth is, I was a liberal minded parent’s dream when it came to losing my virginity. I was the girl who “fell in love” (c’mon, I was 17…I was in deep deep like) and waited until she was ready before she agreed to let a very kind boy…well, you know…nail me.
It’s the truth, though. He was as sweet a boy as I could have found back then and I was completely ready.
But…if I wasn’t ready, I wish this little number would have been available to me.
(sorry, I can’t figure out how to imbed the vid)
After seeing that, I would have spraypainted “Jailbait” to the back of my jacket and ran as quickly as I could to the first shady tavern. I would have agreed to participate in acts that would have flustered Vladimir Nabokov. I would have wanted nothing to do with my virginity if that guy was going to sing about it.
(found at Pandagon)