Well..I guess it seems that Paris is not getting the jail time we all hoped for (not that we hoped for only 45 days, either). But all is not lost. We’ve got Joe Francis miserable in jail…who just might be spending some extra time.
Now…before we go on about him, let’s remind ourselves how loathsome this piece of crap is:
Actually, that’s not the worst of the article I just linked. It makes me feel ill to read the worst of that article on some other site…so I don’t want it on mine.
Okay…here’s our fecal hero now:
Aww…awwww….AWWWWWW. Joe Francis is breaking down? Awwwwwww….awwwwwwwww.
Okay…Cele|bitchy is probably not the best source to cite, but it’ll work for now. He’s going to stay in jail longer. Hurrah!
Now…on to the next item.
Awhile back I saw this youtube thing of Akon….I wouldn’t know him if he came up and punched me in the face, actually…but he brought this girl up on stage and dry-humped her like crazy. Crazy. Like, sickeningly crazy. ‘Cept..she was 15. It would have been pretty awful if she had been 20, even…but she was 15. I don’t want the actual youtube thing on my blog, but you can catch it at taht link, I think.
So…look what I found:
Not that this makes Akon any more of a gentleman, but it does make you wonder exactly what kind of girl this is. Oh wait, we know exactly what kind of girl this is. She tells us on her page:
The writer goes on to cite a thing from that kid’s myspace…oh, hell…I’ll just post it.
Yeah..so…she’s a kid. She’s a dumb kid. Whatever.
So…are we kinda sorta saying here that she kinda sorta was asking for it because this is the type of girl she is?? We’re kinda sorta blaming a 15 year old kid because her myspace sounds trashy??
Jesus!! I thought we got past that sort of thing!
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