what a load of bullcrap. Me, at my desk, tired and scared, is no dead ringer for any of those women. I love doing these things.
Oh, surely you jest. You are infected with that peculiar Canadian affliction of low self esteem. These painted hussys and silicone enhanced cyborgs are scented and prepared for money making.
It is time you seized what is rightfully yours. Might I suggest the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence? Along with courses in guile and subterfuge, you can become master of all you survey.
Just do it.
I see Fenris was up early this morning offering his Easter tribute to Set, The Snake God and took the time to offer life councelling. Fenris Badwulf, is there a greater man amongst men?
How and where do I access said course?
Is there make-up application and diet training?
My goodness, Fenris, you have been up early!
I am sending you a brochure and payment schedule from the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence.
Make-up application? Sure, anything. Personally, I prefer hypnosis or that old standby, Ether and a rag, to get what I want.
Great. Not again.
Who is the celebrity in the upper left corner?
Tired Pale Scaredy Face
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