How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

– Woody Allen

I found this idea over here at a blog I’ve been checking out occassionally.

Essentially, the deal is to search through random quotes over in this in this pile, find 5 quotes that reflect who you are and/or what you believe and post ’em. Like this:

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.” – Benjamin Disraeli

“Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it -don’t back down and don’t give up- then you’re going to mystify a lot of folks.” – Bob Dylan

“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain

“Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.” – Oprah Winfrey

and, as an extra throw in because I think it’s particularly relevant for our time:

“Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.” – Kurt Vonnegut

…you might as well include the internet